Deja Vu: A Romantic Comedy by Sosie Frost

Author:Sosie Frost [Frost, Sosie]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2016-11-14T22:00:00+00:00

10

“I don’t like surprises.”

I double-checked Clue’s car seat before turning on Shepard. He baited me with an arched eyebrow.

“How would you know?”

He couldn’t keep playing that card. “Because the last time I was surprised, a nurse handed me a living, squirming, tiny human being.”

“That is one hell of a surprise.”

“Nothing like the stork leaping out from behind a hospital bed.”

He chuckled. “I thought you liked that surprise?”

“I had to. The hospital didn’t have much of a return policy.” I checked the baby in the mirror. “Only had thirty days to trade her in for store credit, isn’t that right, Clue?”

“What would that earn you?”

“About fifteen pounds of tongue depressors.”

“Skip the gag reflex.” Shepard winked. “You should get a bucket of KY Jelly.”

“What kind of girl do you take me for, Detective Novak?”

“I hope I’m not being presumptuous, but my initial investigation concluded that you did, in fact, give birth to a child.”

“I don’t remember it.”

“Ah.” He smirked. “That settles it. You must be a virgin then.”

“Innocent until proven guilty.”

And I was most assuredly guilty.

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